*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
This is what real friendship looks like.
treevillageee asked: oh my gosh youre so perfect asdfghjk sorry for being creepy
omg stop have you seen your face? you’re absolutely stunning and not creepy in the slightest. come love me!
how do i uninstall anxiety
me finding posts that mention pizza
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.